Izdiyani

Nuffnang Featured Blogger for the month of December

I used to have my little diary wrapped up in old newspaper because I’m a cheapskate and the fact that whenever you see a book wrapped up in old newspaper, you just won’t give a damn. And when I turned 19, I got so tua and senile that I forgot where did I keep it. So I created a blog, yeay!

And so, I started to blog mostly about myself in the early January. Having the name of sayesayangiz.blogspot.com, I have actually persuaded and forced people to sayang/love me, as every time they click on my link, they admit that they sayang/love me. Psychology weyy psychology. So if my enemy says, “Eh did you read the latest entry in sayesayangiz.blogspot.com?” Then the other enemy will say, “Oh, now you mean, you sayang her lah?” So the previous enemy will suffer from confusion and stress herself up, and by being too confused to remember she hates me or not, she’ll end up loving me. Now that’s how I contribute to Global Peace and Humanity.

Since I am wearing shawl as my headgear, I find it very amusing for my readers to be attracted to my headgear, rather than myself, sobs. And so, I made tutorials on headscarf-how-to’s and grabbed this opportunity as a starting business for my own funding, yeay!

Some of the steps featured in the tutorial. And of course, a geli picture as the ending.

It got me little time to finally come up with the idea of HEY-WHY-DON’T-I-SELL-MY-OWN-PRODUCTS-AND-USE-THE-MONEY-TO-BUY-MORE-PRODUCTS? So, the business of selling these shawls really impressed me. And my parents. Hence, they deducted my pocket money since I can earn money on my own, tsks.

And to add more cheapskate effects, I use myself as the model! Yes, jimat cermat, no need to hire a model!

Since I got too addicted with this whole business thing, I’ve started selling other items as well (handbags, clothes, pre-loved goodies) and oh boy, what d’ ya know, a blog IS a good medium as a marketing strategy and advertising stuff.

Which fortunately has increased my level of confidence and charisma when sometimes; I decided to sell these goods to my customers, face-to-face. Oh not to forget, I’m a law student, so I speak a lot despite the amount of saliva sprayed.

“Hello, I’m your promoter today,” with the I-can-smell-your-money-now face.

When I’m not blogging about goods-for-sale, I’d be rambling about random stuff like, why Mandarin is awesome, how come my cat is so fat, why gay guys are so irresistible and mostly about what I did with my friends in the university – which is usually, sleeping during lectures, breaking into the boys’ college, got chased by security, hunting for ghosts, or got hunted by ghosts. And since I have hots for MS Paint, I decided not to upload any photos and just use my sketches as the photo itself.

Thanks to blogging, the guy that I’ve drawn in this drawing has finally asked me out for a date. I’ve been admiring him from afar and it seems that he does read my blog.

So, if you are still single and looking for a soulmate, draw something stupid like this one above and wait for your phone to ring.

And million thanks to Nuffnang for increasing my pocket money, yeay!